Grace
The Addams Family Grace
(To the tune of “The Addams Family”)
We thank the Lord for giving
The food we need for living
And since we really need it
We really want to eat it!
Chorus:
na na na nah (snap fingers twice)
na na na nah (snap fingers twice)
na na na nah (sing three times)
(then snap fingers twice, last time say Amen)
Batman Grace (To the tune of Batman theme song)
na na na na na na na na Thank You Jesus
na na na na na na na na For the food Jesus
God Is Great
God is great, God is good
Let us thank Him for our food
He’s righteous dude Who gives us food
Rub-a-dub-dub, three ducks in a tub
Thank You, God, for this great grub
Amen, Amen, Amen
For Health and Strength
For health and strength
and daily bread
We praise Thy name
Oh, Lord.
God Is Great II (to the tune “Rock Around the Clock”)
God is great, God is good
And we thank Him for our food
We’re gonna thank Him morning, noon and night
We’re gonna thank You, Lord, You’re otta sight!
Amen, Amen, Amen
Grace With A Difference
Thank You for the food we eat
Thank You for the friends we meet
Thank You for the birds who sing
Thank You, Lord, for everything!
Amen
Green Acres Grace (to the tune of the theme to Green Acres; moves after each line)
“Greeeeen veggies are the best for me!”
(on the beat bend at the waist as though you are hoeing a row of veggies in the garden, you will do this four times during this line)
“But Chiiiiicken fingers taste good, too, you see!”
(flap arms like a chicken)
“We’re so hungry we could eat a pig! – RUN ARNOLD!”
(rub your tummy like you’re hungry, then put your hand to mouth to shout the “Run Arnold” part that can be shouted by a small group or the whole group)
“Sooooo thank you Lord for everything you give! A-Men!”
(fold hands like you’re praying then do the Amen like the Bomp-bomp that would be the end of the Green Acres song)
Songs
Announcements
Chorus:
Announcements!
Announcements!
Announcements!
A horrible death to die (To Die!)
A horrible death to die (To Die!)
A horrible death to be talked to death
A horrible death to die
Baby Bumble Bee
I’m bring home my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m bring home my baby bumble bee
Ouch! It stung me!
I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee
Ugh! What a mess!
I’m licking up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m licking up my baby bumble bee
Eww! I feel sick!
I’m puking up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m puking up my baby bumble bee
Yuck! What a mess!
I’m sweeping up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m sweeping up my baby bumble bee
Well, I won’t do that again!
Beaver Call Songs
Beaver One, Beaver All,
Lets all do the Beaver call,
(Make Beaver Teeth with your hands in front of your mouth) while singing Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck,Nyuck, Nyuck
Beaver 2 ,Beaver 3,
Lets all climb the Beaver tree, (Imitate Climbing a tree)
while singing Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck,Nyuck, Nyuck
Beaver 4, Beaver 5,
Lets all do the Beaver Jive, (Do a hand jive in coordination with your “Nyucks”) while singing Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck,Nyuck, Nyuck
Beaver Six, Beaver Seven,
Lets all go to Beaver Heaven, (Flap your arms like little Beaver Angel wings and float around)
while singing Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck,Nyuck, Nyuck
Beaver Eight, Beaver Nine
Stop!! Its BEAVER TIME!!! (Break out in your favorite Dance Moves)
Boom Chicka Boom
I said a boom chicka boom (echo)
I said a boom, boom, boom (echo)
I said a boom chicka, Rocka chicka, Rocka chicka boom (echo)
Alright (echo)
Okay (echo)
Now we’re going to pass it (echo)
___________’s way (echo)
Or
Now we’re going to save it (echo)
For another day. (echo)
Elbows Off The Table
Get your elbows off the table _____ (name)
Get your elbows off the table _____ (name)
We’ve told you once or twice
That it isn’t very nice
Get your elbows off the table _____ (name)
Stand in a chair and sing to a boy/girl
Sing to a boy/girl, sing to a boy/girl
Stand in a chair and sing to a boy/girl
______ (name)
Elbows Off The Table II
(Name, Name) if you’re able,
Get your elbows off the table.
This is not a horse’s stable,
But a fine dining table.
Round the mess hall you must go, you must go, you must go.
Round the mess hall you must go – (Name)!
God Bless My Underwear (to the tune of God Bless America)
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
Stand beside them, and guide them,
Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears.
From the washer, to the dryer, to the clothesline in the air.
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
Granny’s in the Cellar
Granny’s in the Cellar
Lordy can’t you smell her
She making dirty pancakes on a dirty stove-
Her eyes are full of batter
and it keeps drippin’ on the platter
and the (sniff…… ) keep running down her nose.
chorus:
Down her nose, down her nose
and the (sniff…… ) keep running down her nose.
Repeat faster and faster
Green Grass
There was a hole
The prettiest little hole that you ever did see
And the hole was in the ground
And the green grass grew all around and around
And the green grass grew all around [clap clap]
And in that hole, there was a tree
The prettiest little tree that you ever did see
And the tree was in the hole
And the hole was in the ground
And the green grass grew all around and around
And the green grass grew all around [clap clap]
Repeat and add on
On the tree, branch
On the branch, twig
On the twig, nest
In the nest, egg
On the egg, bird
On the bird, wing
On the wing, feather
On the feather, flea
On the flea, elephant
(last verse)
And on that flea
there was an elephant
The prettiest little elephant
That you ever did see
And the elephant was on the flea
And the flea was on the feather
And the feather was on the wing
And the wing was on the bird
And the bird was on the egg
And the egg was in the nest
And the nest was on the twig
And the twig was on the branch
And the branch was on the tree
And the tree was in the hole
And the hole was in the ground
And the green grass grew all around and around
And the green grass grew all around
Hawaiian Punch (to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme song)
Here’s the story of a Dole banana.
Who was raising three very lovely fruits.
Each of them had peels of gold.
Like their mother.
The youngest one was green
Here’s the story of a ripe papaya.
Who was busy with three fruits of its own.
There were four fruits living in the same tree,
Yet they were all alone
Until one day when Banana met Papaya,
And they knew that they were much more than a bunch.
Yes, this crew would somehow form a fruit drink.
That’s the way they all became Hawaiian Punch!
Hawaiian Punch, Hawaiian Punch!
That’s the way they became Hawaiian Punch!
Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
Eyes, and ears, and mouth and nose.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
*place hands on head when head is said, hand on shoulders when shoulders is said and so on.
*start song off slow and repeat saying faster until it’s almost impossible to keep up.